Houses and motels, basements, apartments, downtown,
Colorado, Illinois, Florida… Your kitchen and your space is used for making
hash. Extracting hash oil, that is. THC. Cannabinoids – there, just let that
word sink in for a moment…
It was that legalization legislation of 2012. You’re not
just ok to smoke pot; you can process and sell it, too. American innovation.
Like brewing beer at home. Or making little bitty Etsy crafty stuff.
Colorado had 32 of these explosions in 2014. No one was
killed, as of Jan 2015. People claim they were cooking (not entirely false),
and the law doesn’t quite know where to take it, either. Or at least not
consistently. People go up for arson (pun subconscious; left in).
And the people get burned. Their homes or workspaces end up
with the walls bulging out from the explosions, and the people who were inside
take the skin off their arms and legs.
It’s the butane element that does it, both for the fireballs
and for the law. You can buy, smoke, tinker with and sell cannabis, but you
can’t do the whole manufacturing thing at home where it’s uncontrolled and
dangerous. It’s a semantics law, as it always is with drugs. Legal highs aren’t
actually legal; they’re sold as fertilizer or whatever, even though they come
in handy little dosage sized bottles. And the law’s doing its version in the
states with making pot at home. It’s not the pot that’s illegal; it’s using all
that butane when you’re residential.
A couple who totalled their home in Colorado in May last
year were, initially at least, charged with “first-degree arson, reckless endangerment and child abuse.”
Another guy who blew up his family home has a four year prison sentence for
arson, dealing and child abuse, and his children have been adopted by their grandparents.
The vocabulary’s all about reckless endangerment; not making
drugs. Same ends, different means. You are allowed to ‘process’ cannabis, but
you’re not allowed to ‘manufacture’ it. As George Carlin said about censorship:
“You can prick your finger but you sure as hell can’t finger your prick.”
The defence (both the line and the lawyer) of a guy in
Colorado who blew up his home:
In short, because of the legal weed thing, these explosions
should, the advocates say, be treated as accidents, not crimes.
Don’t get it wrong, either. Hash oil is the strong stuff.
This is not about being casual, usage and dosage wise. Psychoactively, it’s at 80-90% to regular weed’s 15-18%. It’s got a
whack to it, so you’ll only need a tiny taste. Supposedly that’s why smoking it
is called dabbing. Having a [little] dab.
And because you have to oh so carefully cook the butane out
of the end product before you can consume, you end up with a very hard, glassy
like substance. This means that you also have to get pretty hardcore to get
your use out of it:
“To smoke dabs, you need concentrate ("shatter"or its softer cousin, "earwax"), a small, sturdy pick, a specially crafted bong and a blowtorch.
You twirl a dab of the concentrate onto the pick, apply a blowtorch that looks like it belongs in an auto mechanic's shop to the bowl of the bong until it's glowing hot, then touch the dab to a nail head inside the bowl. The dab vaporizes instantaneously and the user sucks up the smoke—almost pure THC.”
Those crazy cats, the adult heads in South FLA, contextualize their
own experience with talk about professional stoners (professional in terms of
having middle class pro jobs in law and medicine, and a healthy weed habit).
Everyone does it: weed. Dabs, hash oil: less so. But the FLA heads, living in
dirty and outdated apartment sleaze and watching the white collars smoke the
same thing in prime real estate, they do it. They say a dab is equivalent to
doing a bowl. It takes a lot of weed and conspicuous equipment. Vice found a guy pressing it in a pair of hair straighteners, and recommended t-shirt presses for quantity. Butane
stays the most common extraction method, though. Kids take the final product to
high school (plus middle school, plus elementary) in lip balm containers. And e-cigarettes are a good, odourless way of
enjoying it. Junior only gets caught when or if he or she passes out in class.
It's a big distinction though, isn’t it? I mean, it’s a cherry
on the middle class free spirited teen cake to add a little weed or coke to your high school or college experience, or career when you get older. You get the
house, the grades, the fun first jobs, the car, the family knitted together for
all the extracurricular bliss they can afford to provide, and when you wanna
get loose you can add a little illicit stuff because you’re that well-read when
it comes to knowing the best way to party. But the folks in the scuzzy homes
cooking it up on the supply side – they look different, right? They are somehow
wrong, dirty, loserville and illegal, while the kids and the people at the
party smoking it are just having fun.
“It’s probably one of the greatest days of my life,” said Robert Wylie, who the kids call Papa. “There’s a light in them that’s just wonderful.”
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